I’m not going to lie, pregnancy was not an easy time for me! It was obviously harder for Bobal who was actually pregnant but let’s be honest, there are enough books giving advice for women out there already.
What I found or did not find as the case may be, is anything advising a man on how to survive this wonderfully, terrifying time.
With this in mind I feel duty bound to assist men everywhere and this is my fool proof, step by step guide to surviving pregnancy:
Step one: dig hole.
Step two: get in hole.
Step three: stay in hole for 9 months.
Step four: climb out hole.
Step five: meet your new baby.
Admittedly I haven’t got all the details worked out and you may have a few relationship issues now but… you will have survived.
P.S I plan to do a serious version of this post in the not too distant future… not that this isn’t gold standard advice but I think I can do better.